Shimp

Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.

"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"

by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008

Shimp

A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.

This is also related to simp.

Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!

by DISCToastyy March 21, 2020

SHIMP

A word to decribe a female who isn't a whore, but is lucky enough to be popular with the men. Derrived from the male word pimp..Shepimp..Shimp

"i ain't no whore, im a shimp"

by Sarah and David April 2, 2007

shimp

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.

by Andy Carolan April 13, 2005

shimp

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

by Shimp off November 4, 2003

Shimp

1. The last name of some poor motherfuckin real estate agent in Florida.
2. Shrimp.

1. “Have you contacted Jesse with the contract yet? You know how the Shimps get when they’re run short on time.”
2. “I sure could go for a bucket o’ shimp.”

by Sticky Steven November 25, 2019