shimp

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

by shrewgod November 10, 2019

shimp

A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.

Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"
Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."

by AMmayhem October 19, 2005

SHIMP

Some Hoe I Might Plow

Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that

by Shimpmaster 101 September 11, 2011

SHIMP

A word to decribe a female who isn't a whore, but is lucky enough to be popular with the men. Derrived from the male word pimp..Shepimp..Shimp

"i ain't no whore, im a shimp"

by Sarah and David April 2, 2007

shimp

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.

by Andy Carolan April 13, 2005

shimp

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

by Shimp off November 4, 2003

shimp nugget

a hot ass hard working daddy material man’s ugly rat ass tall lanky ass pink cowgirl boot coors shirt wearin skank ass hoe ass cheatin ass bitch ass cunt gf

That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.

by baby momma 2.0 October 9, 2023