Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Shlocker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.

I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003

The Shitlickers

The rawest punk band from sweden, started in 1981 and broke up in 1982. However in there short time they managed to release 2 EPs and Inspired many D-beat punk bands and also they're first gig was opening for The Exploited.

"Who tells the cunts to do what they do? THE LEADER OF THE FUCKING ASSHOLES! - The Shitlickers

by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 30, 2012

shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

shiznockers

A word that is usually used by someone when they can't say shit.

"Holy Shiznockers! That was close!"

by mmaas44 January 22, 2018