shitplowed

the act of intentionally setting off on a course of drunkeness that some may never find.
A state of complete drunkeness.

Did you see that, Buck? He's completely shitplowed after chugging a fifth of jager and chasing it with two red bulls.

by Nate M. February 1, 2006

Shitplosion

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010

shitlox

fake dredlox

you got some shitlox

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

shiftlopper

one who dislikes or declines an offer of free food of any kind

The shiftlopper doesn't want any cheesy poofs.

by AngieHart March 26, 2005