by TheRealSherlockHolmes(Check) June 5, 2018
Get the sherlock holmesmug. When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
by cafiend March 27, 2008
Get the sherlock holmes morningmug. A deerstalker hat. Called such because the famous detective of the name is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Scott,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Andrew,and Tony are all wearing Sherlock Holmes hats.Such impressive headgear; I like their hats!
by JMC70 January 11, 2017
Get the Sherlock Holmes hatmug. Something you tell someone who states the obvious. More school friendly.
Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).
Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).
by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 14, 2016
Get the Well no dip Sherlock Holmesmug. Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
Get the Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroachmug. A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.
Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.
by Daddy Michael Scot January 22, 2020
Get the Sherlock Holmesmug.