When a fat whore, originating from UMFS, sucks dicks to get promotions. Often bites dicks by accident with her snaggly teeth.
Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."
by Jesus Butt Fuckin' Christ November 23, 2019
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The other day at the swim meet, a kid swam a 100 backstroke in 51 seconds! He was an absolute Michael Sheppard.
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Girl #1: Did you see Mark Sheppard on Supernatural last night?
Guy: No, but I did see him on an X-Files rerun.
Girl #2: Really? 'Cause I saw him in a Doctor Who advert...
Guy: Seriously? Damn, this guy is everywhere!
Guy: No, but I did see him on an X-Files rerun.
Girl #2: Really? 'Cause I saw him in a Doctor Who advert...
Guy: Seriously? Damn, this guy is everywhere!
by Cas- July 6, 2011
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dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a Sarah Sheppard"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a Sarah Sheppard"
by ColombianButtSlut August 9, 2020
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