top sheeter

Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.

He is such a top sheeter.

by Kdupes May 24, 2017

Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

sheltered child

a child who is overly protected from the outside world, impacting their judgmental, social, and economic skills. this usually happens because of a parent, guardian, or adult figure in the child's life.

child: i can't go out tonight, my parents won't let me because it's too dangerous.
friend: dude it's not dangerous it's literally a block away from here. you're such a sheltered child.

by okjada July 9, 2021

Skeeterman

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.

Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.

by Schnugg September 24, 2007

Skeeter Jean

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.

David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?

by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022

Cream shelter

A small enviroment where a male ejaculates

Omg he went to the cream shelter

by Kieranbrammasytisgudloads March 15, 2017

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013