Sheath

adj: Describes a particularly shiny and soft head of hair.

Arul: Your sheath is looking prime today.
Laura: Gee, thanks! I washed it last night!

Maddy: Do you think I should cut my hair?
Laura: No leave it as it is, it's such a sheath!

by lozenge March 31, 2013

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

sheath

Condom

I sheathed my sword to have safe sex.

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

Sheath

Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet

Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further?

Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?

Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?

Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.

by Tom Wilson May 15, 2008

penal sheath

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.

Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017