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Shaved

A contracted word for Saved and Shared. Used when telling someone you have "saved" documents on a "shared" directory.
I "shaved" those documents for all to see.
by KL Charlebois February 6, 2008
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shaved

"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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Shaved Bigfoot

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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shaved chewbacca

an unusually ugly individual
My God, did you see that girl Dave disappeared with? She was a shaved chewbacca.
by rhymer rigby August 30, 2003
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shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
by decimator1337 November 12, 2014
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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Shaved Peach

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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