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chartreuse

1. adj., having the quality of a lie or an otherwise fallacious account, especially when told as if it were true.

2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth.

3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data.

4. n., adj., some fake-ass color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet.

5. n., a French liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius Hunter S. Thompson.
1. Person A: I heard she plays with power tools and has sexual intercourse with bears. Person B: Man, that shit is chartreuse.

2. He told me that he had licked the Washington Monument when he visited it last summer, but I knew he was feeding me some chartreuse.

3. Don't try to chartreuse me, I know you left that party alone.

4. She was pretty good looking, except for that chartreuse blouse she was wearing.

5. "With a pint of green Chartreuse ain't nothin' seems right / You buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night." - Tom Waits, "Til the Money Runs Out"
by mako black April 22, 2009
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Shartruce

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.
Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.
by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012
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Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.
A shit, I made shartruse.
by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019
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Shartrose

Shartrose is many different things: An affirmative, a way to tell someone off, it is also a name of an ancient god with all-powerful godly gifts in the Sqagler culture
"Can you take me to prom?" "Shartrose" (affirmative) "Hey can I get yo numba?" "Shartrose!" followed by a disgusted face (negative affirmative) "hey do you know what heaven is called in the Sqagler culture?" "um I think that it is called the Shartroseahfeild as it is the resting place of Shartrose, it is said that since it is His field he allows anyone that he wishes to have in said field. that's why Sqaglers are one of the happiest cultures as they are free to live their lives without any rules of who will be able to come in to Shartroseahfeild and they can do what they want to do without judgement from Shartrose." (the god)
by Shartrose_lovea September 24, 2022
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Chartreuse

1. A beverage containing a massively massive proportion of alcohol.

2. A great after beer drink

3. The green stuff that almost killed me last night

4. What all you sexy girls can buy Alex at the bar.
Greg: "It's almost 8am in the morning... hmmm time for my pre-breakfast Chartreuse shot"

Tom: "I was feeling more like a Beer and Woosta"
by Greg January 7, 2004
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Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
by The BS Express January 11, 2022
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Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.
I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.
by coop4ku September 14, 2010
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