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Shatnerspension

To build suspension by inserting overdramatic pauses like William Shatner, with or without facial expressions. The suspension created by Shatner pause, Shatner comma, or shatnering.
"Did you see how Matt read that last line? He used Shatner Pause so well that he created Shatnerspension for the group listening."
by JustJayPHX May 19, 2013
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Dick Shannery

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019
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bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.
Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.
by d6y May 23, 2006
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Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005
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bag of spanners

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners
by turn November 2, 2003
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wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers
By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners
by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006
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tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005
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