Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.

Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".

by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011

Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.

Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?

by T3n5oR October 15, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.

'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"

by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018

Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025