Shamocracy

A shamocracy is any political system that pretends to be democratic without being democratic. Examples include apartheid systems, disproportional misrepresentation, and all out autocracies who call themselves "democratic".

Canada's electoral system is a shamocracy because their voting system is so disproportional that majority of Canadian votes count for nothing, and they typically get a fake-majority government that only a minority of voters support.

by Leif-a-roni October 12, 2016

Sambora

To be of superior talent but be left holding the jockstrap of an infererior talent

Richie Sambora was both Bon Jovi'd and Sambora'd throughout his career with Bon Jovi

by blaghaus September 29, 2005

Shambooroo

Having an orgasm while upside down eating a banana muffin

After having intercouse with your mother i had a huge (shambooroo) in the kitched

by Masilo April 12, 2009

shambora

dick or peanis

you have a big shambora

by ali August 3, 2003

Ava Sambora

The most perfect girl anyone has ever met in their life. when she walks in the room every guy stops and stares because she's absolutely gorgeous. Her eyes, hair, body and personality are all perfect. And no matter how much she denies it SHE HAS A PEFECT STOMACH. The next biggest actress and a girl that any guy would be lucky to even talk to. One of the funniest girls ever and someone you could spend a lifetime with. She's the reason the word beautiful was created. The most amazing person alive.

"dude who is that?"
"that's ava sambora you f***ing idiot."

by mr. mojo risin214 November 29, 2011

Shamora

The act of "liking" every single item on someone's Facebook wall. Similar to a liking spree, but planned out in advance. Is particularly effective if multiple people participate.

Dude did you see her Facebook wall? She got totally Shamoraed.

by lyrical_wordsmif November 16, 2010

shamboree

sham-bo-ree n.

A noisy international drunken gathering of banter, flirtling and general crazyiness involving multiple hats.

Invented by S and E.
(no one knows their true identity)

"The Sunday Hat Shamboree"

A world class gathering of the most important influential people higher than most known governments. Held once a every Sunday in a secret location, decisions and plans are set forth around the revolving influences of multiple hats,screech and the all powerful tiki.

by S and E July 29, 2008