ShamWow

1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink

"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"

by VinceOffer March 31, 2009

ShamWow

When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.

Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow

by Sham_Man November 22, 2009

ShamWOW

When you pay for a psychotic prostitute who tries to bite your tongue off.

Link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker

Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.

by importsnc March 29, 2009

Shamwow

Pronunciation /'ʃām ,waʊw ɛd/

Verb, -wing, -wed

1. To trick, con, or hoax someone into buying something that is not worth the price paid.

1. I'm going to shamwow that kid into buying this balloon with a hole in it for his lunch money.
2. I got shamwowed into buying a pair of fake Nike shoes.
3. Yes I am shamwowing people, but only to earn enough money for school tuition.

by gabe17 December 22, 2008

Shamwow

A useless scam product that doesn't work like it's intended to

"This thing is such a shamwow!"

by Blargmuffin May 9, 2010

Shamwow

A nickname given to someone who annoys the living fuck out of you until you pray to God for the sweet gift of death

Jesus Shamwow, you make shoving a pine cone up my ass sound like a wonderful way to relax

by WannaBeTrollerCudosxxxx October 2, 2010

Shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.

to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing

I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!

see also the shit out of

by JustinHimmelbaum February 4, 2009