Shamwow

When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.

The male equivalent of anti-viagra

Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....

by Piece Of Work February 28, 2010

ShamWow!

The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.

"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"

**ShamWow!**

It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.

by Skizla March 30, 2009

Shamwow

The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow

(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")

Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!

JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?

J: Hell No!

JVB: Come on look at it!

J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!

by sfx-ladyj December 18, 2009

Shamwow

A very useful product that causes many people to say wow every time.

*uses shamwow*

Wow.

by MeNoYou June 01, 2010

ShamWOW

To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!

I had the best shamWOW finish last night, and no mess afterwards!

by SMBKRTan November 18, 2009

Shamwowed

The act of getting ripped off.

I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.

by Hibbster July 29, 2011

Shamwower

A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.

Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!

by Darius_09 August 29, 2009