shalacked

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

shalackers

A slang term for really heady weed

Last night I was smoking tons of the shalackers

by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009

shalack

to coat a surface in a glossy substace

-Why are your floors so shiny?
-Well I went to a store and purchased some varnish and shalacked them.
-Oh.

by Sethzl August 19, 2007

shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

by MarkyMark July 7, 2003

shalacked

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

by Janna D December 14, 2007

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 4, 2004

shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006