Shaken Negro Syndrome

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS

This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

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Shaken Man-tini

A shaken man-tini is a sexual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. It involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two penises until the glans (or heads) of the penises are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate ejaculations, forcing an ever-growing mass of semen back and forth between the penises.

The only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.

by EK1 January 20, 2011

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Shaken Mac Syndrome

When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.

"Dude, my mac has the spinning rainbow ball!"
"Maybe it has shaken mac syndrome"
"Fucking Macs"

by NRuss February 23, 2009

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Shaken Mac Syndrome

An all to common phenomina that occurs with Macintosh computers. When a Macintosh computer stops operating and displays the "Spinnng Beach Ball of Death" for a prolonged period of time, the common fix is to pick up the screen of your iMac and shake it until it either continues to work at its usual sluggish pace, or just stops working completely, and can be diagnosed with Shaken Mac Syndrome.

"Dude, my Mac stopped working!"
"Did you try shaking it?"
"Yeah, it probably has Shaken Mac Syndrome now."
"Uggh Fucking Macs"

by nruss4289 March 4, 2009

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