Shaken up

Sports term for any kind of injury that has you lying on the playing surface for an extended amount of time, and the announcers aren't quite sure of the exact cause yet. You can be shaken up after a concussion (after which you "shake out the cobwebs"), whiplash, a broken bone, a torn ligament, a deep contusion, a hit to the groin, or even simply "getting the wind knocked out of you." Until the cause and/or severity of the injury is known, the announcers will just say that you're "a little shaken up on the play".

"And John, it looks like Steve Young is a little shaken up after the play..." "Yeah Pat, that linebacker hit him and it was like BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin!"

"Oh, and Lindros appears to be shaken up after that hard hit by Stevens..."

by Ahmad Escobedo July 11, 2009

shaken or stirred

slang for whether a girl is shaved or unshaved below the border (the ref comes from james bond)

"i like mine shaken"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Shaken Mac Syndrome

When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.

"Dude, my mac has the spinning rainbow ball!"
"Maybe it has shaken mac syndrome"
"Fucking Macs"

by NRuss February 23, 2009

Shaken Mac Syndrome

An all to common phenomina that occurs with Macintosh computers. When a Macintosh computer stops operating and displays the "Spinnng Beach Ball of Death" for a prolonged period of time, the common fix is to pick up the screen of your iMac and shake it until it either continues to work at its usual sluggish pace, or just stops working completely, and can be diagnosed with Shaken Mac Syndrome.

"Dude, my Mac stopped working!"
"Did you try shaking it?"
"Yeah, it probably has Shaken Mac Syndrome now."
"Uggh Fucking Macs"

by nruss4289 March 4, 2009

shaken or stirred

Shaken is anal sex stirred is oral sex

Do like being shaken or stirred

by KIDEPIC2 4 November 13, 2015

Shaken coochie syndrome

When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.

Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

shaken not stirred

How James Bond likes his martinis.

“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me

by nlolhere August 5, 2020