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textzoned

When you're talking to a guy or girl you met out or on a dating site and they never commit to plans, but continue to text you for small talk over a long period of time.
I think I'm being textzoned again. I met this guy off of okcupid...he texts me every day, but avoids making plans with me at all costs. Does he just want someone to talk to!?
by MC-Hammer1 February 27, 2016
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Sheetzoned

Similar to Friends with benefits; ‘Sheetzoned’ is when a relationship is purely based on sex, and no other interaction other than fun in the sheets. A sheetzone pal is down for experimental and kinky actions, never to be spoken of outside the bedroom.

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by alexa&angus April 20, 2018
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Sectioned Commentator

the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;

At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;

Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
by WDS® August 17, 2018
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Slutzoned

Friend with benefit zoned or zoned out as a lover or fling.
Damn the other day I got slutzoned by Ryan... I thought there was something there
by Sam1d October 28, 2019
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