i want to have sex with you

a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.

Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 28, 2005

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

fetish

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

you are sex

this can be used when someone is incredible attractive and you find them just really hot and sexy

"I love you babe, you are sex!"

by LIL90 February 26, 2008

Fold you like sex

Fold you like sex is the phrase used by two highly intense lovers ready to bring their performance in the bedroom to a whole new level. The overall position allows for one partner to be folded over themselves being overlapped by their own body whilst they are being sexed and folded by the other sex partner. This sex can be used ball all genders at any amount of people performing this advanced technique. The person being folded can feel their partner reaching into their stomach as they watch the insertion of their genitals.

Lucas: "Ohhh Oliver, I'm going to fold you like sex."
Oliver: "So Lucas, are we going to fold him like sex?"
Dhar Mann: "NOO RUSSEL, PLEASE DON'T FOLD ME LIKE SEX WITH YOUR YOGA BALL!!!"

by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021

did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

you're the sex

To call someone the sex would be like calling someone the best as an exclamation of thanks

*bob gives jimmy £10*
jimmy:"thanks bob, you're the sex"

by TomWarren June 3, 2007