Sex Monkey
Sex Monkey by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
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inflatable sex monkey
A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.
"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper
inflatable sex monkey by N ate Efron December 13, 2008
singin belfast sex monkey
particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast
singin belfast sex monkey by scagger February 11, 2005
Shaven gay sex monkey
Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
Shaven gay sex monkey by BodyThief July 28, 2008
Crazy Monkey Sex
A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009
Mad Wild Monkey Sex
Mad Wild Monkey Sex by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004
upside down monkey sex
One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.
"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"
upside down monkey sex by Yerpidy July 25, 2015