best seller

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THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY

by finsterwald March 29, 2023

Severus Snape

The greasy haired, hook nosed potions master in Harry Potter that "loathes"...mostly everything. Mysterious, and has a haunting past. Was a death eater, but turned spy for Dumbledore and the Order Of the Pheonix.

In the sixth book, Snape murders Dumbledore.

In the seventh book, Snape shows Harry why he did it. Turns out he loved Harry's mother, Lily, and turned to Dumbledore for help when he found out Voldemort was going to kill her (and her son and husband). When Dumbledore has one year left to live he asks Snape to kill him in order to help others.

Dumbledore: But this is touching Severus, have you grown to care for the boy, after all?
Severus Snape: For him? Expecto Patronum!
(A silver doe patronus like Lily Potter's emits from Snape's wand.)
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always

Lily Potter: Does it make a difference, being Muggleborn?
Snape hesistated. His black eyes, eager in the greenish gloom moved over the pale face, the dark red hair.
Snape: No, It doesn't make any difference.

by goddessgurl2012 October 5, 2007

severe depression

A very scary feeling to have it takes over your life and makes you overthink your thoughts and cry because you want to. This mood can never be cured only by someone with a heart can.

My cat is always staring outside the window and he looks like he has severe depression.

by bad viber May 6, 2018

severed hand fetish

Severed hand fetish. A person who has severed hand fetish likes to cut off hands and act as like they are people.

Killer queen has already touched the doorknob. Kira yoshikage has a severed hand fetish.

by refrigerator 23 May 17, 2020

SEVERUM

A nonsensical reply to a question having absolutely nothing to do with a number or this made up word, usually used when drunk and on Klonopin

What time are we working tomorrow?
Answer:Will have Severum

by crippus1 March 13, 2009

several people are typing

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

by Flamevell June 2, 2018

Severus Snape

(Beware of SPOILERS)

The Potions Master at Hogwarts.

Likes: (Defense Against the) Dark Arts, Lily Evans, Potions, Lily Evans, Scaring first-years, and Lily Evans

Dislikes: James Potter, Harry Potter, Voldemort, and a lot of other things...

He's also quite a good runner. Nobody runs faster than "Snape confronted with shampoo."

My name is Severus Snape and I love potions, and Lily, and potions, and Lily.

by Lit. December 26, 2007