An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey.
Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall
Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the
two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse,
baseball, and
football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall
Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students
face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to
men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall
Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their
snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student
will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.
Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall
Prep.
Girl 1: Oh,
ew.
Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?
Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall
Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!
Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re
cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall
Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!
Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?
Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.
Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother
will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.