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Open sesame

Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved
“You got cash in your safe?”

Lemme check. Open Sesame
*clonk* safe opens
by dobiiidob April 17, 2018
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SEAOMF

by Cleveland S. January 5, 2008
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Sexometrics

The latest sexometrics study showed that 15% of men have an erectile length of over 6.75 inches.
by Gynosaurus Rex February 11, 2009
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Sesame Streeted

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013
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sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.
Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
by Nick D September 27, 2005
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Seshmas Eve

The name given to the day before a house party otherwise know as a session or a 'sesh'
"Hey guys, it's Seshmas Eve!!!"
by ninathemina297 October 28, 2016
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seshmonster

A person who is particularly partial to the Sesh. Generally found in odd numbers as the voice of reason needs to be overruled when pondering whether to continue the sesh or return to normal life. Sehmonsters often refer to a prolonged Sesh of 3 days or more as "holidays" and can be observed trying to persuade non-Seshmonsters to join in on these "holidays", often resulting in loss of employment.
"That lad is a wild seshmonster"
by Seshmonster1990 May 5, 2017
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