seedeater

to swallow sperm

Dayummm, she one fine seedeater.

by von wunderbar March 8, 2011

UD seeder

A Person who is UD seeding: Adding definitions to urban dictionary, because he/she wants others to start using this definition widely, thus allowing this person to artificially integrate words in common chat and speech.

-Who invented this word?
-Some UD seeder.

by Seeder September 5, 2007

The Seseme Street

when you get so drunk you fuck a girl that looks like snuffleuffagus and find bert and ernie shoved up your asshole the next morning.

Ashleo got so hammered and she found The Seseme Street the next morning.

by Shaver October 18, 2006

Secede

When a bunch of rednecks come together and decide that they want to be free from enlightenment.

"I hear Texas is petitioning to secede from the US"
"Thank goodness. Name one red state that provides something useful (besides barbecue) to the rest of the United States."

by Leroywaggle November 14, 2012

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Seeded

When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun

Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so

by Big booty boy March 21, 2019

seedeater

A term of endearment referring to a tall friend who does percussion.

Scotty is tall and does percussion. Scotty is SUCH a seedeater. How's the weather up there, Scotty?

by Free Cake Day January 12, 2011