The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.
by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010
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Betty's mind was freed from intellectual servitude when she left the union and started her own home business.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.
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by GooseBoi January 27, 2021
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by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008
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Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
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Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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