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Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.
John believes in feline servitude theory.
by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010
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intellectual servitude

the practice of a weak-minded person or group submitting to the logic of the intellectual slavers without question; the inability of a person or group to project their own voice or opinion without the slavers approval, or face retaliation; of being in a non-prosperous state working, or not-working for a pittance of guaranteed security;
Betty's mind was freed from intellectual servitude when she left the union and started her own home business.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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indentured servitude

Where people labor without pay and have such unhealthy workplace-conditions that their chompers eventually fall out, to boot, thus obliging them to get false teeth.
I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.
by QuacksO March 9, 2020
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slorpitude

The art of making asmr slurp noises while eating soup (or other moist food)
He consumed it with such incredible slorpitude
by GooseBoi January 27, 2021
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land of ass rape servitude

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.
I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008
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postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
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Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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