A series of meaty beneathies 

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

A series of meaty beneathies by Zonal K November 25, 2019

A Series of Unfortunate Events 

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

A Series Of Unfortunate Events 

That children's book where people die.

My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!

A Series Of Unfortunate Events by JON_PERSON April 24, 2017

Serie Ass 

Is what the top flight of Italian Association Football is colloquially called on twitter after the decline of the league in recent years.

Even the Bundesliga is lightyears ahead of broke Serie Ass.

Serie Ass by Abdul-Akeed February 22, 2023

A Series of Unfortunate Events 

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.

Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Alexander Girard August 4, 2005

Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series? 

A funny way to say no.

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series? by pollyumanana August 5, 2012

serve a geeb 

to serve someone a geeb means, while using a geeb (gravity bong), to light the marijuana and simultaneously pull the bottle out from the base and to give it to someone else to take. It’s pretty much just referring to lighting someone elses rip, toke, pull, whatever you call the act of sucking the marijuana smoke from the geeb bottle.

Friend 1: “Dude can u serve a geeb for me?You always pull the fattest.”
Friend 2: “For sure dude.”

serve a geeb by Cucumbersalad March 6, 2019