serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 1, 2015

serial monogamist

an individual who dates only one person at a time (and is faithful to them at that time)

Tara is not a player but she is a serial monogamist.

Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.

by Vickidee April 28, 2011

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018

serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood

See: 35% women
99.999% men

by Butterfly December 15, 2003

Serial monogamist

A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited

I’m a serial monogamist I just can’t be alone :(

by Anya buddsale June 9, 2019

Serial monogamous

A person who pursues depth, connection, growth and monogamy in another human being for a significant amount of time until reaching a plateau to pursue the next relationship.

A person who craves meaningful connection in a monogamous relationship in short amounts of time, whether weeks, months or years.

I’ve had six boyfriends back-to-back in the past 15 years in relationships that lasted two to three years each. I’m a serial monogamous.

by daniellethecreative_ December 7, 2018