Dirty semple

When someone cums all the way through another and kills them with ancient magic

Gave my mum a dirty semple

by Dick Wilson jacksonbearkock April 7, 2020

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024