sedentary

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

Sedentaryist

Exercising a strict adherence to the religious and or political tenets of or pertaining to a significantly sedentary lifestyle. Expressing (without movement or action) a firm belief in all things lazy and inactive.

Lazy Susan is one of the sedentaryest sedentaryists I know. She is a firm advocate of antidistestablishmentsedentarianism and her quite passion for the sedentary lifestyle borders on sedentarocity.

by team grammatard February 15, 2010

Selenatard

A name for men that go retarded over Selena Gomez or really anyone with the name Selena.

Wow, that guy is really a selenatard. He can't stop masturbating to Selena Gomez. Look at him go.

by dickeddownbehindtheline March 25, 2020

Sementary

(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.

'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'

by CFKane May 13, 2014

Sexually sedentary

The opposite of sexually active, somewhat sexually inactive, characterized by little sexual exercise.

Welcome to your annual well woman exam Ms. Snyder, are you currently sexually active?

No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.

by Kansas Sas June 8, 2018

semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.

Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

sadentary

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016