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blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
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Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.
Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!
by lucky spice February 6, 2013
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sishi

Sishi is an outgoing girl who is always smiling. She will give you presents randomly and call you extremely high-regarding titles such as your majesty, my Queen, etc. She is engaged to be married and likes to take photographs..sometimes of her food. She is fun.
I just got a plastic flower for Valentine's Day from Sishi....so typical.
by natalyeah April 12, 2015
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seismic rattle

When a person motorboats another's ass cheecks vigorously. Especially used when whipped cream is involved or chocolate syrup.
Yo nigga that girl be so tight i would seismic rattle that fine ass!
by Derek Jeters June 4, 2010
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Shishithu

A baby who spit for fun
Hey this baby is a shishithu, he keeps spitting for fun
by agckronym March 19, 2022
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skishing

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.
Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished
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Toki wo, saishido shiro!

that one badass fucking line that Diavolo/King Crimson says when he was about to cancel TE and yeet Polnareff to the side
Diavolo: Toki wo, saishido shiro!
Polnareff: *ouchie blood noises*
by ofrfr October 11, 2020
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