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Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Seagullin'

When you are in a nightclub and are trying to find a potential treat to feast on so like a seagull you make your way to higher ground, the balcony, and along with your drink in hand begin to scan the dance floor.
Guy #1: Ah mate, did you see William Seagull last night, how did he find such a first class yat at Flux?

Guy #2: Ah mate, it's cos he was Seagullin' again, standard.

Guy #1: Haha standard Seagull.
by ThePersianPrince May 25, 2015
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Taran-Seagull

Fat seagulls coming to steal your food and money
That bloody taran-seagull, tried to rob me.
by Taranbae definer.........EOI December 20, 2016
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seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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Seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.
She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...
by jcb1218* November 28, 2013
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Seagull Boss

This is a boss that flys in from a remote location, squaks allot, craps on everyone and leaves.
Man, I don't want to work for Fred, I heard he's a Seagull Boss!
by Too-Hottie January 14, 2012
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Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.
I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.
by cockneydevil August 15, 2008
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