I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal
by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006
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The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.
Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.
by Micano October 4, 2007
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the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.
Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.
by AcesInTheBig March 25, 2011
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The designer of the infimous "Laundry" brand clothes and one of the most talented designers in the high end clothing scene. She is most famous for her silk patterned shirts that are sexy, cute, and pefect for any occasion.
just check out Neiman's, Bloomingdales or Saks to see an example.
by Nina T. April 24, 2005
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One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.
Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX
by Joey Numbers TN January 6, 2016
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A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.
by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005
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The most handsome usefull gigantic cocked kid there is.
Dude! I saw Kfir Segals dick today! it was humongous!
by FIUFI December 29, 2022
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