an act of sexual misfortune involving a male and female party. the "nick segal" member often is found vying for a mahoo.
by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019
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by partyboy January 31, 2005
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total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one
steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.
by Tom85 July 23, 2006
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a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.
by Manuel Lubbers May 22, 2008
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A woman who was originally born a man, who then changed into a woman by the helpful hands of technology today, Anna Segal is know to be a loser or have "no friends", She is a joke to society and is a waste of oxygen.
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"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
by incwad August 10, 2007
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A sweet guy, but also known as a porch monkey. Hes perfect for a guy best friend and will always bully you.
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