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Sacrifart

When someone tries to fart under the radar but it lingers too long so their friend takes the blame for the fart as a selfless act of love. Most commonly performed if the farter’s crush is present.
Bob: Hey Matt, I just ripped one and Jessica is coming over. She is never going to speak to me again if she smells what I just did!
Matt: No worries, Bob, I’ll make the sacrifart.
by Incredible Chowder March 26, 2019
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scribulent

adj.)
describes someone who writes illegibly and hastily in a turbulent manner

adv.)
scribulently

synonyms: hasty, illegible, quick, messy

antonyms: neat, precise, clear, legible
Josh's handwriting was so scribulent that I could hardly distinguish his f's from his g's...
by evhguitargod666 January 14, 2013
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Sock Sacrifice

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sock Sacrifice" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Taquan had to shit while we were camping, I knew we didn't pack toilet paper. Guess he has to do the Almighty Sock Sacrifice
by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022
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satans sacrificial waterfall

Is satans sacrificial waterfall gone yet?
by Yeahnahyeah May 12, 2016
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Poseidon's Sacrifice

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.
I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.
by TheMadHead May 9, 2018
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Sacrifice a sock

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock
by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022
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sacrifition

Steve: We watched The Notebook.
Bob: Really? Nice sacrifition.
by G-Off November 23, 2006
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