Secer

noun
A person who, through randomness and unpredictable behavior, confuses those around them.

Did you just throw cake at that sheep? What a Secer.

by Grey the Traitor July 17, 2011

Secede

When a bunch of rednecks come together and decide that they want to be free from enlightenment.

"I hear Texas is petitioning to secede from the US"
"Thank goodness. Name one red state that provides something useful (besides barbecue) to the rest of the United States."

by Leroywaggle November 14, 2012

Seceval

1. To come before
2. Second in order
3. Almost ancient
4. Oldest to all, save one

1. The racer was seceval to the record holder.
2. She was seceval in the line.
3, My father has become seceval.
4. The senior was seceval to the basketball players.

by IsolatedWords May 13, 2021

Texas Secession

An idea that only a dipshit would support. Right now, Texas is still an economic powerhouse, unlike most of the other states. Some people fear Obama's increased taxes, as if it would ruin our economy, so they bring up the idea of seceding. This is pretty stupid. Texas would have to make their own versions of necessary federal programs, all of the fortune 500 companies in Texas would move to another state, and the US would embargo everything from Texas. I could go on and on about this, but in short: Texas secession would be a blow to the balls for Texas, and a blow to the balls for America as well. Isn't it funny how people think Texas could secede because Texas willfully chose to be a U.S. state in 1845, but nobody considers secession for any other state?

I live in Texas, a very diverse state with over 25 million residents. 90% of us understand that Texas secession is a terrible idea. Please, ignore the minority of dipshits. Sam Houston frowns upon them.

by dirty_frank July 22, 2009

secert

An extremely small penis that lacks the ability to get hard.

When the girl saw his secert she was appalled.

by roflcopter13333337 June 24, 2011

secertary

A sex-slave

A person who takes notes for a ceo while suking his dick

man1 :MR ceo just hired a new secertry

man2: y?

man1: bcuz the last secertary didnt suc good enough

man2: o?

by tjmw53 May 4, 2009

Secelie

The sexiest person you will ever meet. They are Petite, and beautiful. They make you laugh in any situation. They are blunt asf. And they are a goofball but a wise soul.

Secelie is so cute.

by Crushtheturtle March 31, 2020