Secede

When a bunch of rednecks come together and decide that they want to be free from enlightenment.

"I hear Texas is petitioning to secede from the US"
"Thank goodness. Name one red state that provides something useful (besides barbecue) to the rest of the United States."

by Leroywaggle November 14, 2012

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

deep-seeded

An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."

Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

Seeder

A seeder is a person/client which has a complete file to share with the others users.
Seeding is the process of connecting to a torrent when you have a complete file

There are two ways to do this:
...by leaving your client open after the download completes. Once you have the entire file you become a seed, and the BitTorrent client remains connected to the swarm, sending to other users until you close it.
...by clicking on a torrent link (or opening a saved .torrent file) and selecting a filename of a file that has already completed. BitTorrent will check over the file and realize that it's already complete, and continue to connect to the tracker and serve as a seed.

by Fábio Pereira March 18, 2005

seeded up

Pregnant, as in growing a seed inside of you.

"I ran into Donna the other day and she was mad seeded up. I didn't even know she was expecting."

by crocka August 4, 2008

Don Seeder

The uploader in a torrent network which is fundamental to maintaining a dutty speed for your download.

when you have a download speed of 600kbps, and then a seeder leaves which gives you a speed of 8kbps. that seeder was the absolute don seeder

by qwerty the dog December 23, 2008

Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009