seagulling

to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car

i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling

by Evan4401 October 11, 2010

seagulling

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling

by TLO Smudge April 26, 2004

Seagulling

When guys swarm all over a drunk/single girl at a bar/club/party like seagulls at the beach fighting over scraps of food.

Look at those losers seagulling the hell out of that drunk chick.

by JAlexander April 8, 2012

Seagulling

When a group of two or more men stumble upon a drunk or otherwise incapacitated female and descend upon her in order to sexually assault or rape her, much like seagulls flock and dive to the surface for scraps of food.

A group of three men found a woman passed out in a dark alley with no one around and decided they were going to begin seagulling her by taking turns.

by xerobane May 7, 2018

seagulling

When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.

"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"

by Thom Dixon July 4, 2005

seagulling

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

by l.salvona March 8, 2011

seagulling

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network

come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo

(seagulling)

by Beatbox3r_boy July 22, 2008