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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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seepycat

A person who wakes up and stretches every muscle in their body simultaneously and just keeps complaining they are tired all the time
Roommate one: "Hey, wake up, we need to hit the library. How are you feeling this morning?"

Roommate two: "The worst of the worst. I am such a seepycat today because you and that girl snored all night."
by sneakdest April 1, 2011
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Soapy Fifties

The act of taking a bath or shower with $50 bills that are covered in soap
Hey Aidan did you get those soapy fifties from Emily
by Fraudgod69 December 23, 2020
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Soapy solution

A graduated cylinder and/or beaker cleanser that is basically magic. The name says it all. It is a solution to anything. Get leftover experiment residue on your beaker? Soapy solution can fix that. Drop your beaker and it shatters? Soapy solution can fix that. Burn your beaker to smithereens? Soapy solution can fix that. Soapy solution is to be used responsibly. Using this great power any more than you have to, and soapy solutions can control your life. Soapy solution is a force to be reckoned with.
Ted dropped his glass beaker, but he wasn't worried, because he knew soapy solution could fix it.
by Lil’Fish March 12, 2015
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Searyx

Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".

A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.
Stop loving boys like Searyx.

The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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soapy helicopter

When a man with gets his Penis (the longer the better), lathers it up in some bath/shower product, and proceeds to swing/rotate the penis on another person's head/face with the motion of a helicopter blade
Drogba was furious with Lampard's miss so after the game there was an 8inch black soapy helicopter waiting for him
by Burnagelore February 7, 2009
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Searyx

Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.
1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.
by Searyx's mom August 27, 2003
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