Scurf

Victorian era slang for an exploitive employer or gang-leader.

I'll be paper thin and pale
The "Scurfs" took my life away
I'm patiently sedated
And now my only exit is
Is the cold
Is the cold poetic... Scythe

by AcePunkBeaver February 9, 2021

scurf

To steal WiFi internet access

He's was driving around the neighborhood, looking for an access point to scurf the web.

by Silver scurfer April 7, 2010

scurf

Large clumps of matted dandruff usually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!

by minger magnet April 19, 2003

scurf

To scrape skin, or scrape anything..

shelby fell down in a pile of cow shit and scurf(ed) her wenis, and her dignity >=

by alice mood April 29, 2008

scurf head

a term used for a blond person with short hair cause it looks like their head has tons of dandruff

oh yeah i knocked the lice off that scurf head fo sho'

by criccet September 24, 2005

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 7, 2004

Scarfman

Noted shortwave-radio hobbyist and well-respected attendee of the Winter SWL Fests held annually in Kulpsville, PA. As a maverick of cutting-edge fashion, he has made indoor scarf-wearing all the rage among the trendiest hipsters and tripsters of radio ghettos worldwide. Never satisfied with mere radio listening, he has personally logged several thousand serial numbers of every type of radio equipment ever produced. In addition to this exhaustive pursuit, he can be seen frequently recording audio clips of the forums presented at the Winterfests.

A true radio original..

As a sideline, Scarfman works with worldwide police departments and Interpol as a Stolen Radios Recovery Consultant, providing serial numbers that match with numbers provided to the authorities by the victims of radio theft.

by The Unit "151" January 13, 2008