scumberg

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

Scuba Pussy

1. slang term for a pussy slip at the beach or at a pool.
2. anybody with a large cunt

1. Kenneth - Is that your wife over there in the pool?

Teddy - Yeah man, why?

Kenneth - Well, she has a scuba pussy.

Teddy - She is such a CUNT!!!

2. Ben - Marisa is such a scuba pussy

Vinny - Watch your FUCKING MOUTH!!! thats my daughter your talking about

by ElPussyDor June 14, 2011

Scubacide

the act of going scuba diving and puncturing the tank whilst in the water.

Oh fuck I have so much work I might just go commit scubacide in the ocean tonight.

by LobsterCock69 May 2, 2019

Schube

a female breast that is extremely small, but has an enormous dinner-plate nipple that covers most of the surface area

Rachel is upset by the fact that she cannot find a bathing suit that successfully covers her schubes.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Scubjob

an underwater blow-job (pronounced "scoobjob")

Dude, this drunk chick almost drowned last night giving me a scubjob in the pool.

by Shocka1111 September 5, 2009

Sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and accidentally sits down and one or both balls get caught, resulting on him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.

I just sccubeequed so hard!

Last night I sccubeequed so much on that burrito...

by AuntieJulieMama66 November 30, 2018

SCUFE

The Super Cool Underwater Frequency Emitter; in an effort to harness the power of communication with fish, 4 extremely aesthetic and good-looking gentleman created a device for the benefit of mankind.

Person A: Bro do you know what's cooler than benching 3 plates
Person B: What bro
Person A: SCUFEing Dodge Pool let's do it
Person B: Haha sick man

by notSCUFE April 25, 2022