scrumped

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

by Laura24601 December 14, 2008

scrump

Screw + hump = Scrump

do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump

by illogical January 09, 2005

scrump

To steal apples

Lets go a'scrumpin!

by me February 01, 2003

scrump

(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

"This is scrump! I made her myself!"

by lilo-stitch May 24, 2006

scrump

to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;

we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.

by might. March 09, 2005

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003