screwphemism

1. When someone uses a word or phrase that makes something clean or appropriate into something dirty or awkward.
2. The opposite of a euphemism.

James: Why did you take that biscuit, eat off of it, and THEN ask if someone wanted it?
David: Yeah, I pretty much peed on that tree to show that it was mine.
James: That's disgusting. I hate you and your screwphemisms.

by Marc Saint Clair August 19, 2012

Screecheroo

A type of firework that makes a high-pitched screeching noise when lit.

The stuff that makes it screech is called whistle powder.

by wcgold May 24, 2005

screwhead

Someone who sips drank. Though known throughout Texas, it became known nationally with the passing of SUC originator DJ Screw.

Ask Lil Yo where he got that drank from. You know he's a true Screwhead.

by 5thWardMario April 5, 2012

Screwhead

Someone who is defined incompetent to using common logic, and using their common senses.

Also known to examplify idiocy, and known for that "spaced out" look when nothing is going on.

Bill: "Tommy you fucking screwhead, why did you set the bomb upside down?"

Tommy: "Fuck man I wasn't looking!"

by Chemich August 6, 2009

screeched

adj. Describes one who is extremely intoxicated and removes his clothes despite popular approval.

Dude, Drew is fucking screeched.

by Nate June 4, 2004

screeched to a halt

When someone's "Skid marks" are so bad that the word "skid" is insufficient to describe them.

Skid marks? Those brown stains were so bad it was more like he screeched to a halt!

by ben_jammin February 21, 2007

screwhe

A misspelt version of the word screw created by typing random letters into a web browser by someone named Iain.

Person: Oh screwhe you!

by The Lambinator April 18, 2005