settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.

McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!

by Hat Trick July 16, 2009

penis stories

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Tradin' War Stories

To exchange personal stories of hard times in the past among one another

2pac's "Tradin' War Stories."

by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010

TWSS Stories

Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments

TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!

TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!

by DJ20 January 8, 2010

the scaries

The specific type of hangover filled with doubt, regret, the shakes, and an overall feeling of self disgust. The scaries happen ordinarily the morning a day drinking blackout.

"Bro, I don't know what happened all I did was drink a bottle of vodka then everything went all black eyed peas. I hope I didn't do done something stupid. I think I have the scaries..."

by Tommy T 85 September 1, 2013

Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"

A video made using the app CapCut where there are 4 characters in a Roblox group chat, and one of them is either 5 years old or 70 years old.

"Hey man, want to play some Roblox?"
"Sorry I'm to busy watching Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"."

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex April 22, 2022