to be intoxicated to the point where you can't be anymore messed up without passing out. Synonyms: Drunk, fucked up, trashed, blazed, melted, stoned, malted, smashed, half dead.
by youchoose January 1, 2004

Irritating pest who always wants something from you. From the expression "you're scorching my balls"
by Giselle April 27, 2006

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 1: "dude i was going to go to your party but i got hella scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead."
GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."
GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."
by djjohnnybro November 12, 2009

by jdewitt97 May 19, 2010

Universal Word, often used after a dis. Used often (and poularized) by Daniel (Last Name Omitted By Author). Extremely annoying and pointless. Said in a stupid voice. Commonly used in Seattle. DO NOT SAY UNLESS IN EMERGENCY...
by Brewer...no, not beer/coffee, name... April 27, 2006

by mcdodoates October 4, 2009
