Scoon

The combination of a scum-bag and a goon. Someone who is tall, skinny and goofy, who likes to scum others by lying, cheating or stealing.

The un-athletic looking scoon just hustled me in racquetball, I lost 200 bucks!

by Nick Zuckerman December 2, 2010

scoon

1)Word used by east asians when trying to say school.
2)Word used by east asians when trying to say spoon.

Mr.Karihati, upset that the school cafeteria had no spoons yelled, "why this scoon have no scoons."

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

scoon

a term used to mean that someone is stupid or can be used on any other context 2 shut some one down

Commonly ued by raphael but people bit off his word

Dre" I had 50 bux but i wasted it on food
Raphael" U fukin scoon u needed dat 2 buy medicine

by ace4lyfe August 7, 2007

scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

scoon

squid's vagina. combination of the words squid and poon as in poonani or vagina.

Bangladesh: Dude lets smoke a j right now
Scoonie: Nah bro i dont do that
Bangladesh: SCOOOOON

by squidpoon November 4, 2012

Scoon

A rabid animal related to skunks, scoprpions, badgers, rattlesnakes, bats, racoons, and a wide variety of numerous animals

The scoons eys turned red as i cornered him.

by [e-mail] March 20, 2005

SCOON

a name for a coon who sucks at running.

damn coon! he is slow as shit! this scoon is obviously a white decendent.

by scoon city May 29, 2011