Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Scone

any sort of hand-held lighter.

Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.

by michael richie smith January 9, 2011

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

scone on?

A pun that people are not spposed to get. scone on sounds just like going on. either said as a greeting or on a t-shirt. made by the band lost and found

person A: Scone on
person B: whats scone on?
person A: not much whats scone on with you.

by joelaarhus October 16, 2006