Sconed 

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)

*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.

Sconed by PoshLove March 16, 2009

Sconed 

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"

Sconed by Kiduke January 28, 2009

Sconed 

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

Sconed by Matthevv May 30, 2005

Sconed 

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

Sconed by RobynAK November 9, 2017

sconed 

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

sconed by haribular May 20, 2007

Sconed 

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

Sconed by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Sconed 

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!

Sconed by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021