Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

12 seconds

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006

scondulli

An alternative vocabularic choice used as opposed to its true meaning, which is allegdly 'money'.

"More Scondulli to man"
"Ay large one, you absolute jokeman, JOKEMAN, YOU'RE A JOKEMAN. If scondulli means money, why don't you just say money, before I come and I'll slap your tummy"

by L'Homme Grande des Extrémités February 25, 2021

Floppy Seconds

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

by davepaul March 19, 2011

Business seconds

A expedited good, service, or occurrence that is delivered or takes place so fast it is measured in seconds, not days.

"Shawty said she didn't have condoms but she was on the pill. He busted in that 😺, 3 business seconds later homie was wearing Burberry sitting at a baby shower."

by Pneumonia Ceilings December 31, 2021

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020