shloser

a person who is such a loser that it is inconceivable. the sh- sound at the beginning of the word enhances the coolness of the word-very classy!

Oh Madisson you're such a shloser.
Do you see Clio? What a shloser!

by 3sl4lyfe April 22, 2011

sloser

a skiing loser who is hid

eww look at those slosers wearing their spider jackets thinking they're all that and a bag of chips.

by weener,kreamie,bug October 23, 2007

sploser

A common name used for people that are both spastic and a loser. Usually refered to people called Steff.

Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Shakespeare, word creator August 5, 2010

sploser

Typically a person who has an unhealthy obsession with spongebob. This portmanteau combines spongebob and loser to let people know this person is not only a loser, but one who indulges in spongebob

Kiley is such a sploser man

by MeganMarklesLeftNut August 4, 2022