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Scissorpit

When you're not wearing deodorant and your friend is, so the two of you scissor with your armpits.
Omg Mary I totally forgot deodorant. Scissorpit me?
by Saremare May 15, 2017
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scissorstopped

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women
I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.
by Nelnmel May 19, 2021
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Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"You're a skank Jenna."
by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009
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scissorfest

Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.
This is a complete and total Scissorfest
by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010
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Scissorpiss

When two lesbians with piss kinks scissor and rub their coochies together and piss into each other’s holes
Dude, I caught Gina and Maria scissorpissing in my bed! Gross!
by babycherry22 July 30, 2022
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Scissor Fist

When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors
"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"
by Singaporean man May 27, 2024
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scissorrism

Lesbian scissor possition
Scissorrism is Used in lesbian sex
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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