Schlophanne

A mystical creature once said to be colonised in the east-west of Madagascar

Schlophanne

by Jackcasta1912 August 30, 2015

schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

by YAWA July 9, 2017

Schloppi

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.

In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.

by AOKOAK October 31, 2009

Schwappy

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."

Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!

by Bongloard April 23, 2008

schwogger

One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.

That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!

by popdizzle September 7, 2006

schwoogies

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schlop

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop

by Chris the puss crusher March 7, 2017