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Schwepp

A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.
Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp
by Matty-the-III May 21, 2018
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schweppes

Schweppes:

Cultdrink from Germany since 1783,

Schweppes is a bitter lemon, like tonic water, you can also use it to mix drinks like wodka-schweppes.
- Let's get some "Schweppes"
~ What's that ?!
- A tight cultdrink from Germany, bitter lemon taste
by Flint Ranch May 14, 2006
mugGet the schweppesmug.

Schwepp

Absolutley anything.
Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"
by Martin June 29, 2003
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Schwepp

Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.
Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.
by Darius180 July 6, 2005
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Schweppes

A tasty drank. One that was first made in 1783. A lemon-lime type flavor. Just looks like a german beer. It's good for when your sick
"I'm thirstier than the devil's vagina!"
"Than yo drank of choice be SCHWEPPES!"
by Charlie Mcnarlie March 19, 2008
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Schwepp

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
by Martin June 29, 2003
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Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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