schwate

Slang for "sweet." It is the final stage in progression from, "sweet," to "swaete," to "schwate."

Don: Dude, I got two tickets to the game tonight! You wanna go?
Ron: Schwate, man. Of course I do.

by NathanTheGreat October 22, 2010

Schwager

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.

Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.

by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017

schwager

A group of hotties who wear mini shorts

Dude: Hey! Schwagers! Get over here!

by MO765654354 March 8, 2009

Schwagerl

The epitome of awesome. A family tree of petite folks, focused mainly in MN.

An un-pronouncable last name.

Hey look it's that short Schwagerl kid!

by tinypants August 1, 2009

schwatever

Another way for saying "what". Also came from the word "schwat" as used in the "schifty-five" video.

"Hey what do you want to do right now?"

"Schwatever."

by Nutters6464 August 29, 2008